A friend of mine, Vicki Jensen, teaches at a parochial school in Orlando, FL. Last week a kindergartener asked Vicki if she would tie his shoe. She was busy at the time and asked if he could wait just a second. She then bent down and noticed that he had his socks lost in his shoe. She asked him to pull out his sock and he said, "I can't, they're broke!" (There was a huge hole in the heel of the sock!)