A school mom told me that she had overheard her son talking with a classmate about some guy at school named, "Ed." Finally curiosity got the best of her and she asked the boys, "Who is this guy, Ed that you keep talking about?" Her son told her matter of factly, "You know, Mr. Kane, the PE Teacher?" Mom chuckled and said, "His name is not Ed." "Oh, yes it is," her son replied. "There's a sign right outside his office that says 'Physical Ed.'"