This is a poem read to me by a PE student today.

Coach Paige:

You teach us team work.

You dedicate your time to us.

You have an excellent hairstyle.

You are beyond awesome in every way.

You are very athletic and very funny.

You are the best P.E. teacher we've ever had.

You teach us really fun games that we enjoy every P.E. day.

Coach Paige, Oh Coach Paige as you can see we simply love thee in P.E.